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Verizon FIOS – Don’t Believe the Hype

June 19th, 2008

The End of my Failed Experiment

no-fios2 I had been watching all of the commercials for Verizon’s FIOS service and reading a million articles on the internet that made it seem awesome. When FIOS became available in my neighborhood, I jumped right on the bandwagon. I was going to be burning through the web, watching a million hi-def tv channels, and generally just riding the wave of the future. Well, things aren’t always what they seem.

I have had cable forever Cablevision or Comcast depending on where I lived. When we moved into our new house, we got the Optimum Online “Triple Play” for the house. I didn’t have a Hi-Def TV

Here is my cautionary tale about Verizon’s Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time service.

What FIOS Promised

They promised “Amazing Hi Definition Television“, “Blazing Fast Internet“, and “Crystal Clear Phone Calling“. They also advertised a bunch of special pricing plans that seemed pretty good. They talk about things like “Multi-Room DVR” which will allow you to watch your recorded shows in any room in the house. (This is great, but you have to pay for each box separately.)

They also promised one other thing, a 2 YEAR CONTRACT. If you cancel early because they are horrible, you have to pay them $200. That’s right, if they suck, you have to pay. I’m going to try to work that into my next employment contract. “Hey boss if I do a lousy job and you have to fire me, then I want you to pay me an Early Termination Fee, because it’s YOUR fault.”

Results – What FIOS REALLY Delivered

Verizon hates customers like George Bush hates the Constitution.

Internet

The Internet service was “fine“. Certainly not the “Blazing Fast Speeds” that they make it out to be. I was really expecting a bit more “pop”. When I switched back to Cable, the first thing that I noticed was that Cable seemed more snappy. Not in overall speed, but how quickly sites were connected and started to load. I suspect this might have more to do with their DNS services than either of their actual bandwidth speeds.

As far as FIOS’s new offer of 50 megabit downloads, what’s the point? You show me one site, service, or network that will allow you to benefit from that. Just because you can pull down 50 mbs, does not mean that iTunes, YouTube, or BitTorrent can send it to you that fast.

Television

The television service is a mixed bag.

The Good – The very few Hi-Definition channels that they had are spectacular. The picture is crisp and stunning. (All three channels!) Seriously it was about 20 HD channels.

The Bad – Every service and device are extra. You want Hi-Def, pay up. You want a DVR, pay up. Did you want to record in HD, that’s even more. On Demand movies are an extra dollar (Compared to Comcast and Cablevision).

The Ugly – The selection of On Demand titles was much smaller and the navigation was a puzzling maze of confusion. To add to the confusion, the Channel Guide would freeze up more often than a shy kid in a public restroom.

Phone

They’re the “Phone Company”, this is where they should really shine, right? WRONG! They installed the service and the phone worked fine. (For about an hour.) 45 minutes on the phone with the worst customer service ever and we get another technician to the house. (Another day of waiting around.) This guy was much better, we got about an hour and a half this time. Now I called out the heavy hitters, I put my wife on the job. She called and got some more terrible service and for the second time was told that it was OUR fault and we would have to pay them to do their jobs. Well, one more service call and one more hour of being able to use our phone.

Finally, I went to Home Depot and got a roll of phone cable. I went into the basement and connected the cable to the phone jacks and pulled it back to where the wires come into the house. I hooked Green to Green and Red to Red and presto, we had a dial tone. Amazingly, this worked until we finally shut off the service. Total Time: 25 minutes (No tipping required either.)

Cablevision’s Comeback

Just as our patience with FIOS was wearing thin, we received an offer in the mail from Cablevision. They would give us a substantially discounted rate on the same services that we had from FIOS if we would just come back. That’s great, but what about that nasty $200 cancellation fee for terminating my contract early. Oh yeah, they’ll pay that too.

Why Phone Company contracts suck. Your service is sooooo good that you need to force me to promise not to leave you. If I do leave your “Amazing” service, I have to pay you cash for driving me away. Well, if your service was any good, why would I leave? You’re just telling me that you suck and if I ever figure it out, then you’re going to punish me. Well, I figured it out.

That was pretty good right there, but my wife was not satisfied. She got on the phone and put the screws to them to get a bigger discount, 12 free HBO channels and a free DVR for two years. (By the way, the Hi-Def DVR does not cost extra.)

When the Cablevision installer came to hook us back up, I asked him if he was seeing a lot of people coming back from FIOS. He had three more “reconnections” scheduled that day.

Why I’m Still Glad that FIOS Exists

One word: COMPETITION! The cable companies have been the only game in town forever. Consequently, they have raped, pillaged, and plundered their customers shamelessly. Now that they have an actual threat to their monopoly, they actually have to answer phones, adjust bills, lower prices, increase performance, and generally suck a whole lot less. If the satellite companies would be able to deliver true high speed Internet to the home, we might really see a real-live price slashing blood bath.

Wouldn’t that be interesting? (scratches head)

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How to Download TV Shows from the Internet (Part 2)

September 19th, 2007

How to Make uTorrent Automatically Find and Download your Favorite Shows

So you learned how to Download TV Shows from the Internet in my last post. Now that’s great for one off shows, but you’d really like to make your computer go out and grab the newest episode of your shows automatically.

You can have uTorrent go look for newly posted episodes of your favorite shows and begin downloading them automatically. This is done using an “RSS” feed. RSS stands for Really Simple Syndication; which allows websites to post new content to their site and have a “RSS Reader” check and download this new content automatically. There is an RSS Reader built into uTorrent.

If you go to the tvRSS (the RSS in the name refers to this technology) download page for your show, there is an RSS link at the top of the episode listing. (circled below)

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You need to right click on this RSS link to open your browser’s Options menu.

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Select Copy Shortcut from the Options menu.

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Easy Way to Download TV Shows from the Internet

September 18th, 2007

How to Download TV Shows from the Internet

Well, it’s that time of year again, the Fall TV season is starting. Oh yeah after a long summer of nothing to do but go outside, meet other humans, and physical activity you can finally plop down on the couch and turn into a fat zombie watching the thrilling new episodes of your favorite shows. Now, I know you’re going to be there promptly every night living vicariously through your celluloid pseudo friends.

But, what if all of that human contact and activity from the summer bleeds into the fall? What if you find yourself having plans on, (don’t say it) a WEEKNIGHT gasp! Sure, you could just set the Tivo to grab all of your favorite shows, right after you remember to back up your computer, wear a condom and floss daily. Or worse yet, let’s say one of your “friends” or “neighbors” grabs you at the last minute and forces you to miss an episode of “The Office”. You can’t ask the Tivo to go get shows that it never recorded.

It must be difficult, expensive, or illegal. NO!, NO!, and “Probably Not.” It is pretty simple, totally free, and probably legal.

Well, all is not lost, you can always get any shows, with the commercials edited out right from the only “real” friend that you have (except for the TV), you guessed it, the Internet.

That doesn’t sound right. It must be difficult, expensive, or illegal. NO!, NO!, and “Probably Not.” It is pretty simple, totally free, and probably legal. (Well, when was the last time that you heard of someone getting sued for downloading Scrubs?) Follow these simple steps in this TWO PART ARTICLE and you can get any shows Freely, Quickly, and Easily.

What You Need to Download TV Shows

There are two things that you need to get your shows from the Internet:

  1. A tool to download the files
  2. A site that posts links to the files

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10 Worst TV Spin-Offs of All Time

August 17th, 2007

Well, After my last post, you knew this was coming. You can’t have sunshine without rain.

Hit TV shows that start to grow a little long in the tooth or have a star looking to end their career branch out on their own often resort to the ritual suicide of the spin-off. While we all know this usually ends ugly, there are those rare exceptions that end in quality TV.

Criteria for a “Terrible” spin-off:

  1. Original show must have had a respectable run
  2. Spin-off was very short lived 1 or 2 seasons
  3. The Spin-off is roundly dispised by the old fans
  4. Cameos, that are painfully embarassing. (Helpful, not mandatory)

Caveat: Judging a Terrible Spin-Off is a lot like former Supreme Court Justice PotterStewart’s take on pornography “hard-core pornography is hard to define,but I know it when I see it.” So too is a bad spin-off.

When keepin’ it real goes wrong.
10. MTV Road Rules: Or for that matter every “Reality TV” show that ever followed the first season of “The Real World”. How can such an original, interesting, entertaining show spaw such a legacy of crap? Not just a crappy spin-off, but a crappy genre (reality tv) full of crappy shows.

Original Show: MTV The Real World
Years on TV: 1995 – Present
Cameos: Real World vs. Road Rules? (Does that count as a cameo?)

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10 Best TV Spin-Offs of All Time

August 14th, 2007

Hit TV shows that start to grow a little long in the tooth or have a star looking to end their career branch out on their own often resort to the ritual suicide of the spin-off. While we all know this usually ends ugly, there are those rare exceptions that end in quality TV.

My criteria for a “Successful” spin-off:

  1. Original show must have had a respectable run.
  2. Must be a NEW show, not merely a remake of an old show.
    (Sorry, no Battlestar Galactica, Degrassi or the like.)
  3. Takes an established character(s) from an existing show
    and gives them their own show (which usually sucks).
  4. Spin-off must survive for at least tree or more years.
  5. The Spin-off must have some level of critical support.
  6. Cameos, we love to see our old friends drop in from
    time-to-time. (Helpful, not mandatory.)

Caveat: Many of my winners are from the 70’s and 80’s, because well, that’s probably the last time a good spin-off occurred.

10. Tie – CSI: Miami and CSI: NY: Yeah, that’s a cop out (no pun intended), but they are both pretty
indistinguishable. They’re good spin-offs of the original CSI (Crime Scene Investigation). The shows that coined the term “My crazy girlfriend is like CSI.”
Original Show: CSI
Years on TV: 2002 – Present and 2004 – Present Respectively
Cameos: They’re all over the freakin’ place

9. Law & Order: Criminal Intent: Another cop show spin-off, but it’s a good one. Can you turn on cable without seeing an episode of numbers 9 and 10? Who knows, this show may spin off it’s own version of the West Wing.
Original Show: Law and Order
Years on TV: 2001 – Present
Cameos: Yup, lot’s of ‘em.

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Live Every Week Like it’s Shark Week!

August 1st, 2007

It’s the Most…
…Wonderful Time…
…of the Year

You know how there is that one time of the year (Christmas) when everyone
acts just a little bit different. You know they are more thoughtful, kind,
nice, generous. They go to church for a change. You always hear people
say, “I wish people would live like this all year long.”

Well, for me, it’s a different time of year. It’s a time when some people
(the cool ones) are a little more exciting, intense, smart, aggressive.
It’s a time when people are more punctual (especially around 9 p.m. EST, 8
p.m. Central) about getting home and settled in.

Yes, that’s right, SHARK WEEK!

I would just like people to consider the thoughtful wisdom of Tracy Jordan (30 Rock) toKenneth the Intern.

Remember, Live each week like it’s Shark Week!

Learn it, know it, live it!

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