How to Survive a Zombie Attack this Halloween
October 3rd, 2008
This Tutorial May Save Your Life
Based on the ridiculous decorations on my street, it must be Halloween season. Halloween means just one thing: ZOMBIES. This might be the year that massive zombie attack finally happens in your town. Facing the horrifying prospect of having my brains eaten by a marauding band of the undead, I decided to prepare.
Zombies! Is from Flickr user “Dr Doom” check out some of his great work. (Creative Commons License.)
I went out to the internets and researched the subject. My research seemed to point to a few basic steps to improve survival chances.
Keep it Simple
- Identify the Zombie – Spot them and keep your distance.
- Take Shelter – Find somewhere to lay low, while you make a plan.
- Obtain Weapons – Get your hands on some weapons. Guns are best, followed by machetes, axes, or clubs.
- Kill Zombies – There is only one way to kill a zombie; kill their brain. Shoot, chop, or bash their head until the brain can no longer control their decaying bodies.
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